Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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