so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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