i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
please come you make the beer taste better
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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