At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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