Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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