I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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