i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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