Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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