He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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