Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm passing your future prison.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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