so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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