What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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