Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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