can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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