Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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