please come you make the beer taste better
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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