Don't you send me to vm
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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