I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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