Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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