He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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