Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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