oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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