when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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