You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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