you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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