It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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