The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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