I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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