seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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