is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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