took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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