i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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