OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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