how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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