Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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