Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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