The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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