The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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