Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
