Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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