I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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