My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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