dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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