we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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