Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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