I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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