hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
