i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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