Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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