just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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