Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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