i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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