I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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